Life of the King of the Monsters: Godzilla Vs The Internet Part 1

So you read the prologue, right? Well, there's nothing else I can say about that day to be honest. Just my boss telling me not to be pissed and my new movie was released. It didn't made more money than my other movie back in 2014, but still acceptable for the box office. I did liked my new movie but it had things that I don't like talking about. But in this episode you're going to read what happened after KOTM was released. You wanna know? Well, it all started with a very weird day.

Tokyo, 2019

''Godzilla is in his computer checking his Facebook and Twitter account seeing the latest news of of his career and his fandom. Then Godzilla's phone starts ringing.''

GODZILLA: What's up, Rodan?

RODAN: Hey G-man! So uh, what do you think of the reviews between the critics and the fandom?

GODZILLA: Honestly I don't care if people liked the movie or not. Like dude, we have been doing this for many years and we are still getting a fuck ton of movies. Also why do you care? You normally don't give a shit about our movies.

RODAN: You're right. But I really did liked the movie becaus-

GODZILLA: Because your biggest dream was always seeing yourself CGI and Mike loves you, right?

RODAN: Yep, that's right. Also speaking of Mike loving me, have you seen your new fan arts?

GODZILLA: I don't have time to see all fan arts in just one day, Rody.

RODAN: Well just to remind you that Rule 34 has increased a lot in our images.

GODZILLA: Rule 34? What is that?

RODAN: You have never heard of Rule 34? Well I want you to search it. I don't think you'll like it.

Rodan hangs up on Godzilla

At this moment I was thinking of myself, "What is Rule 34?". Well I checked on the internet to see what it was.

''Godzilla goes to Google and writes "Godzilla Rule 34". Godzilla goes to the images section and Godzilla is amazed what he's seeing.''

GODZILLA: By the power of Toho, this is not what I expected.

So yeah, Rule 34 is basically a weird internet rule where people make porn out of everything. And holy shit, there's a lot of porn drawings of me getting raped by Ghidorah, me having sex with Mothra, me having sex with different characters from different franchises and many more things to see. That explains more that day when the Male MUTO sent me a porn drawing of his sister. Don't believe me? Look!

Since I barely use the internet, I think it's time for me to have a deeper look at what the fandom has been giving me when the internet came to the lives of the people. So turns out my fandom grew more when G14 and KOTM were released, and of course the fans make a lot of things in my honor. There's a lot of Wikipedia parodies of me like Wikizilla, Gojipedia, Zilla Fanon, and many more. There is also a spanish one called Godzilla Wiki, but that Wiki is barely active because my fandom in the spanish speaking countries aren't that big and I'm not interested in that wiki because I don't know Spanish and I only know Japanese and English.

There is also an interesting app that my friends requested me a lot to download. It's called Discord. Discord is a gaming version of Skype, except that it's much more better than Skype or Messenger.